About Me

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Little Man Loves McDonald's ...

Mmm... FRIES !!!



Cheeseburger  YUM !!!
Gimme that CHEESEBURGER !!!
LOVES the Chocolate Milk
This is GREAT !!!
I'm sooo EXCITED !!!

Sunday, November 23, 2008

PROOF


That every once in awhile I do put a toothbrush in my mouth.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

WTF?















UMM!  A LITTLE PRIVACY PLEASE!?

Saturday, November 15, 2008

SMOKING...

                      ...Can make you look like a FOOL.

BOM


The Cincinnati Public Library has locked under glass an ORIGINAL 1830 COPY OF THE BOOK OF MORMON.  With permission they'll take you into the back room and allow you to hold it.  Was pretty AWESOME.

ONLY IN KENTUCKY

When I was on my Mission, in Kentucky, we were teaching a young man in his front yard when he got excited after noticing a squirrel which had just been hit by a car.  After running across the street to pick up the newly dead squirrel he made it known that he would be preparing the little critter for lunch.  Yuck!
































IS IT JUST ME, OR COULD THESE TWO BE RELATED?







































I found this picture of me.  I'm only guessing I'm about 3 in the photo.  The kid with the big smile, and no pants, is my son.  Fun stuff.  :-)

Thursday, November 13, 2008

SUPERMAN

He may be FROM ANOTHER PLANET but he's still a TYPICAL MAN...

... While busy saving the world, he can still stop and take time to pick out SEXY LINGERIE for Lois.                                     AWESOME!!!

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Politically Correct





















My Brother Sent Me This And I Thought It Was Funny

Friday, October 31, 2008

We got to ride...

















                                                                                                                                THE OHSU TRAM

Monday, October 27, 2008

Ward Halloween Party

Not sure if I was Hanz or Franz...



















All I know is my buddy Jess and I went as Hanz and Franz...















We were there to "PUMP YOU UP!"



















Rock & Roll Alivia




















Hanna Montana Madison




















And Spider-Man Michael...



















Were all there as Hanz and Franz demonstrated the proper Push-Up.











CAUTION...If not done right Push-Ups can turn you RETARDED.


Saturday, October 18, 2008

Gotta Have The Dish























































... At Least They Kept The TV.

Dennis The Menace



Don't let the GOOD looks fool you...




















...This guy's Trouble.

Alivia & Madison's School Photos


Thursday, October 16, 2008

He Wants To Be UPS Man Like His DADDY


I've smelled alot of BROWN in his lifetime...



                   ...But now I think I can see BROWN in this little guys future.  

HULK

Sweet.  Look What I'm Buying Next Week...























Oh, And Yes... I Do Have HULK Comics As Well. 























"HULK SMASH"













Who's This 'RED HULK' The HULK Is Fighting?  Well... You'd Have To Read The Books.  :-)

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Driving Mr. Michael

If you were to climb into my package car and sit in the passenger sit next to me...  If you were to look at me and maybe get kind of freakishly close to me while I was driving...



















                             ... I bet THIS is what I would look like.

Bald Eagles Seen While At Work Today

Look Closely...










No Get Closer...
















Still Can't See Them?  Get Closer.



















OK!  If You Squint Real Good You Might Be Able To Make Them Out.  In This Photo There Are Two Bald Eagles Which Were Feeding Today On My Route.

!!!AWESOME!!!







Monday, October 13, 2008


Dude thinks his car is too nice for one parking spot.















Little does he know he's driving a GIRL car. :-)

THE KIDS ARE IN CHARGE OF DESERT