SURE AM LOVING THE SAN DIEGO COMIC CON

JUNGLE GYM???

I CAN'T EVER SIT DOWN WITHOUT LITTLE MAN CLIMBING ON ME THEN JUMPING OVER MY HEAD. 

CHURCH 4TH OF JULY BREAKFAST.

OUR WARD HAD A 4TH OF JULY BREAKFAST AND I SHOWED UP EARLY TO HELP COOK.I WAS PUT ON SAUSAGE DUTY.  (THAT'S NOT AN APRON IT'S A 'MAN CAPE!')

I'M GONNA START CALLING LITTLE MAN BACKWARDS-MIKE.  THE KIDS PUT ON A PARADE WITH THEIR BIKE'S.  I SAYS TO MICHAEL, "YOUR HELMET IS ON BACKWARDS."  AND HE REPLIED, "NO IT'S NOT."  THEN I MADE MENTION TO HIM, "YOUR HANDLE BARS ARE BACKWARDS."  AND AGAIN I HEARD, "NO IT'S NOT." AS HE PROUDLY RODE OFF. 

PHOTO BOMBER

I TRIED TO TAKE A NICE PICTURE OF THE CUTE COUPLE, AND RANDOM CHICK IN THE BACKGROUND LOOKS AT ME LIKE I'M WEIRD.  (FUNNY THING IS, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHE WAS THERE UNTIL I DOWNLOADED THE PICTURE ONTO MY COMPUTER.)

NO WONDER OUR ECONOMY IS IN THE TANKER...

...EVEN OUR AMERICAN FLAGS ARE MADE IN CHINA?!?!?